There is a certain Twitter account that delivers endless hilarity and generates mass conversation among the hockey crowd. It is an account that knows exactly what to tweet about and when to tweet it. It’s about time we gave Roberto Luongo the massive credit he deserves.
@Strombone1 started out as a complete mystery and for some, it still is. It all took place back in 2011 when an account was created with the username @Strombone1. The profile picture was of a man putting his head in a urinal. As one can expect, people were quite puzzled and intrigued by the account.
The Burning Mystery
The tweets were full of hilarity but nobody knew who this mystery tweeter was. The tweets were funny thoughts that we could expect from the average person.Roberto Luongo isn’t average of course . This couldn’t be him right?
I rushed home tonight to watch John and Kate plus 8 only to find out it has been cancelled……wtf??????
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 26, 2011
I'm about to drink the shit outta this coffee!
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 26, 2011
Things started to become clearer when the tweets started being directed at Canuck hockey players. One could also look at his followers to see that many players on the team were following him. It became apparent that somebody associated with the team could be running the account. He started playing with his followers, making it seem he was just a fan of the team.
My dream is to one day have as many followers as my idol @kbieksa3 !!! ;-)
— Strombone (@strombone1) October 12, 2011
There was no way it could be Roberto Luongo though right? How could he tweet something like that considering how serious he is?
This is what makes it golden. Unless you are with the players, you have no idea what kind of people they are. You can’t judge a player by what he does on the ice and how he acts in interviews. Twitter allowed Luongo to create an identity and show us why he is one of the funniest players in the game.
I've taken longer bathroom breaks than Kim K's wedding…. No seriously, ask anyone!!!!!
— Strombone (@strombone1) November 2, 2011
He hinted he ran the account in a brilliant After Hours interview with CBC that may just be his best interview to date. He opened up on the Cory Schneider situation and talked about his Twitter ego.
It’s Really Luo
People had begun to clue in earlier though as there were numerous hints it could be Luo. The endless Jersey Shore tweets being a reason. Of course, Luongo is Italian and so is the cast of the show.
I got 99 followers and "The Sitch" ain't one!!! #anotherjerseyshorereference
— Strombone (@strombone1) November 5, 2011
Luongo has since come clean and fully admitted it is him running the account. There is still that element of uncertainty though as his name still remains “strombone1”. There will still be people who are in the dark as they won’t put in the effort to do their research on the account.
The Best NHL Twitter Account
Why does Luongo have the best NHL twitter account? Nothing against Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2Point0, but Luongo has the upper edge. BizNasty is a fourth liner and isn’t known for his offensive play. He can make jokes about himself getting limited ice time and being benched without anybody raising an eye. Roberto Luongo on the other hand, is an elite NHL goalie. You don’t see Sidney Crosby on Twitter cracking jokes about a bad game.
What Luongo is doing takes a lot of nerve and it shows how hockey isn’t the only thing in the world. Sometimes players get so caught up in the competitiveness that they forget it is only a game and there are a lot of other crucial elements to life.
Luongo makes us realize that hockey players aren’t very different than us and that we share many of the same thoughts and feelings.
Does anybody else get a little nervous when your iTunes is on shuffle and you have guests over???
— Strombone (@strombone1) December 15, 2011
Am I the only person on this planet that craved Mc'Donalds after watching the movie super size me? Don't know why I just thought of that???
— Strombone (@strombone1) December 28, 2011
The best part about this whole Luongo Twitter saga was just the process of finding out it was actually Luongo. The account was going for almost two years before it was officially known as being Luongo. There isn’t any other NHL player who has the creativity to tease fans and create a mystery account. The fun came from trying to figure out who it was.
Btw @strombone1 loves long walks on the beach and the show called the bachelor
— Ryan Kesler (@Ryan_Kesler) February 22, 2012
Winning Over the Fans
Many people changed their perception of Luongo because of what he did with Twitter. He is loved by everybody and it is now rare to find someone who takes a dislike to him. He won many over by his humour and his positive outlook through the whole Cory Schneider situation.
Being a backup is a lot funner than I anticipated………
— Strombone (@strombone1) February 2, 2013
Can't wait!!! “@NHL: #Canucks fans, are you ready to see Cory Schneider as No. 1 in net? #hockeyisback”
— Strombone (@strombone1) January 18, 2013
Thinking about making an Internet video: 2 guys 1 crease
— Strombone (@strombone1) January 9, 2013
His ability to find humour in anything makes him one of the most likeable players on Twitter. There is never a tweet where you don’t laugh or at least crack some sort of a smirk. He only produces quality material that others will find amusing.
Can someone please ask @BizNasty2point0 to follow me please.. I'm too shy to ask but wait a little cuz he's probably hungover from yesterday
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 24, 2012
Athlete injuries should only be diagnosed by trained professional doctors and/or…………..Mark Recchi!
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 24, 2012
Teaching the Young Ones
What has Luongo taught younger players coming to the NHL? Twitter is very popular and it can be used to bring people in on the entertaining mind and life of an NHL player. It’s always interesting to see how a professional goes about everyday life and Luongo brings that to the table every day.
One of my favorite things to do is to go check out who unfollowed me and stalked them for the rest of their lives!
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 24, 2012
OMG I would die! “@LAKingsIceCrew: Want a @LAKings Stanley Cup Champ. sticker? we'll give some away 2 fans who RT pic.twitter.com/xefnH6qF”
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 20, 2012
Interaction With His Followers
Luongo is also interactive over Twitter. If you send him a clever tweet, he will reply with an even better response. He also promotes his fantasy football leagues over Twitter and you can join in the leagues, if you make it in time. How cool is it to say you play in a fantasy football league with Roberto Luongo?
I've created a survivor football pool on yahoo. Anyone can join. ID#2902 and pswd is strombone1. Please use ur twitter handle as team name
— Strombone (@strombone1) August 23, 2012
Making Fun of His Misfortunes
There was a tremendous goalie controversy last season but Luongo poked fun at it constantly on Twitter. He was able to take a rough situation and make us all laugh about it. I don’t see Marc-Andre Fleury taking to Twitter to make fun of his playoff performance.
Is this some kind of sick joke @Budweiser ??? pic.twitter.com/yzBnDBuavG
— Strombone (@strombone1) July 31, 2013
Will gladly once again be contributing 5-6 goals to the Teemu Selanne 30 goal season fund…….. #neverfails
— Strombone (@strombone1) August 30, 2013
A 5th goal here would really set the city in a panic“@EdmontonOilers: #CaptionThis photo from Wednesday's game pic.twitter.com/bathguvpTc”
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 22, 2013
Proving @HockeyyInsiderr Wrong
Everybody is well aware of the mysterious @HockeyyInsiderr on Twitter. He has disappeared as of late but is well known for his ability or should I say incapability, to produce breaking NHL news. Claiming he is an ex-NHL player who still has various contacts in the league, he has produced several false statements where he claims he has “sources”. He is basically the laughing stock of hockey on Twitter and has no credibility.
#LAKings among group of teams that will push for Iggy but for now looks like he is St.Louis bound. #BlueIggy
— Hockeyy Insiderr (@HockeyyInsiderr) July 5, 2013
Source in Toronto just told me #Leafs and Scuderi are close to an agreement.
— Hockeyy Insiderr (@HockeyyInsiderr) July 5, 2013
What does Luongo do about it? He doesn’t just ignore the crazy rumours that every other NHL player simply ignores. He acknowledges the account and cracks jokes that make @HockeyyInsiderr look like a complete joke. Luongo says exactly what we want to say but we don’t have the fame for our thoughts to make a difference. Luongo does.
@HockeyyInsiderr I haven't even told my parents where I'd be willing to waive to……
— Strombone (@strombone1) November 3, 2012
Have you picked out your trick or treating costume yet @hockeyyinsiderr ?
— Strombone (@strombone1) October 21, 2012
Luongo helps people realize what a joke @HockeyyInsiderr really is. There is no other NHL player that would even put in the effort to talk to a guy like this. Strombone1 ruined @HockeyyInsiderr. Luongo currently has a profile picture mocking fun of the guy. HockeyyInsiderr’s profile pick is a black shadow of an unknown person with a question mark over it. Luongo now has the same, except the figure is that of a goalie.
Reporters Beware
How awesome was it when Nazim Kadri took to Twitter to tell the ever credible Bob McKenzie that he was wrong? Everybody didn’t stop talking about it.
@TSNBobMcKenzie false bobo
— Nazem Kadri (@43_Kadri) September 4, 2013
Luongo interacts with reports often and shows us that NHL players actually read what is being said about them. I’ve often wondered how much these players read about what is said about them and Luongo appears to look at articles often.
Bored much? “@tsnjamesduthie: Mike Green and David Bolland among those cut from that team by the way.”
— Strombone (@strombone1) October 3, 2012
Eat your heart out Mariah Carey……. pic.twitter.com/LF370ksmGS
— Strombone (@strombone1) August 28, 2013
What are the chances the @nhl bans 5 hole shots too @DarrenDreger ? pic.twitter.com/QOBeqZp2r7
— Strombone (@strombone1) June 19, 2013
NHL Thoughts
It’s always entertaining to see what NHL players have to say about things that happened in the league and Luongo always delivers. His thoughts are brilliant and we are able to see that NHL players are just in the know of what is happening as we are.
( I don't care get him a passport )
— Strombone (@strombone1) June 16, 2013
#MALK$Y
— Strombone (@strombone1) June 13, 2013
@TSNBobMcKenzie wait a minute…… Trades can be made already???
— Strombone (@strombone1) June 14, 2013
I sure hope someone doesn't Hertl my feelings tomorrow…. #YES #NAILEDIT
— Strombone (@strombone1) October 9, 2013
The Blackhawks must be really Saad tonight………
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 9, 2013
The Endless Trade Talk
The rumours were everywhere. The tension was broiling as it seemed Luongo was going to be dealt before the 2013 trade deadline. Luongo built it up even more on Twitter as he teased fans and made it even more nerve wrecking then it already was.
Guys I've just been dealt………..
POCKET ACES! #latenightpoker
— Strombone (@strombone1) January 13, 2013
He also tweeted “BRB” right after he was pulled off the ice in a move that made people think he had been traded.
Not All Humour
It’s not all just humour with Luongo. He will retweet a tweet sent at him if it is for a good cause. He will also show his class by tweeting honest and caring opinions about what is happening in the world.
Please hug your kids tight tonight. The world is broken when innocent children r getting killed. We need to fix it. I'm totally heartbroken.
— Strombone (@strombone1) December 14, 2012
For tonight and tonight only I am a Boston Bruins fan
— Strombone (@strombone1) April 17, 2013
Getting Through the Lockout
Who hated the lockout? I doubt you can find any hockey fan that actually enjoyed it. Going that long without hockey was a very tough time but Luongo made it easier with endless hilarity about what was happening.
The only positive thing about cancelling preseason games in September is that it just lowered my GAA for the reg. season by 0.50 #lockout
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 19, 2012
Lock everybody in a room naked…. Guaranteed lockout is over within an hour! BOOM!
— Strombone (@strombone1) September 29, 2012
HEY GARY! I miss getting lit up like a Christmas tree, can we please start the season already???
— Strombone (@strombone1) December 20, 2012
So am I gonna have to fly in to New York to save the season or what????
— Strombone (@strombone1) December 28, 2012
Canuck Thoughts
His nerve to comment about things going on with the team is mind-blowing as he says exactly what we are thinking.
Hank and Danny missed in the shootout??? I'm shocked!!!
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 16, 2013
In Alfie's defense I also thought it would be almost impossible to come back in the series against the Sharks after losing game 4……….
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 23, 2013
The Best of the Best
His ten best tweets so far are highly debatable but here are my favourites. No particular order. He is simply a legend.
Please don't forget to set your clocks forward to 8 past Luongo tonight….. #k #thanks
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 10, 2013
Dah deh duh dah deh duh dah deh duh……………… #chelseadagger #favsong
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 7, 2013
I just wanted to apologize to all the people who had to replace their Budweiser Red Light bulb after yesterday's debacle #LUON8O
— Strombone (@strombone1) February 25, 2013
Being a backup is a lot funner than I anticipated………
— Strombone (@strombone1) February 2, 2013
I'M WILLING TO STAY, BE THE BACK UP AND PLAY FOR FREE IF THEY LET ME SIT IN AT EVERY TORTS PRESSER! #MAN #MYTH #LEGEND
— Strombone (@strombone1) June 22, 2013
Since our 1st year when we arrived together, AV would always tell me that he'd be gone before I would. I guess he was right. Very ironic….
— Strombone (@strombone1) May 22, 2013
I have a confession that I've been keeping from you guys for way too long…… pic.twitter.com/ESdKcrlg
— Strombone (@strombone1) January 5, 2013
The doorman at the hotel today called me Mr. Kesler which is so weird cuz it pretty much ruined the rest of my life…..
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 25, 2013
I never agreed to this @Ryan_Kesler @kbieksa3 ………….. pic.twitter.com/oO7vFBGUO3
— Strombone (@strombone1) March 26, 2013
@Ryan_Kesler sorry about your penis…….
— Strombone (@strombone1) April 22, 2013
Luongo has changed the game with his @Strombone1 account and new players to the league should pick up on how Twitter can be used to win over fans and bring people in on their entertaining life. Roberto Luongo has reminded us there are a lot of other important things in life and we don’t always need to get so caught up in the seriousness of the game. Do yourself a favour and go follow @Strombone1 on Twitter. If you’re reading this Roberto, don’t ever change. We need people like you.
Great article! Completely changed my view of Luongo. This is awesome!