December 18th, 2011 It's a popular misconception that NHL head coaches spend the majority of their time diagramming and implementing X's and O's. In actuality, they are mad scientists, performing chemistry experiments in fetid, cramped laboratories filled with metaphorical test tubes, Bunsen burners, and — legend has it — Gordie Howe's perfectly...
July 28th, 2011Rumours say the Vancouver Canucks have signed hired gun Brad Winchester – see what I did there? “Hired gun”? “Winchester”? Hey, I can’t let sports editors have all the lame headline pun fun… Let’s just assume it’s gospel, and get on with the analysis, shall we? With Winchester, GM Mike Gillis adds something to the...
