The 10 Best Names In The NHL

It seems that everywhere you go, there is always someone who has one of those names that makes you think, “Wow, that’s an awesome name!” Sometimes it’s the kid who sits in front of you in school, or is in the cubicle next to you at work, and sometimes it’s even your next-door neighbour. However, the odds of the names you’re about to read being one of those people are, well, let’s say they aren’t very good. Lucky for you, there’s one potential problem for you that you don’t even have to worry about: you don’t have to pronounce these names on a regular basis! With that in mind, here are the ten best/coolest names in the National Hockey League:

Up front, it should be noted that honourable mentions who almost made this final top ten include Dustin Byfuglien, Carlo Colaiacovo, Petteri Nokelainen, and Lubomir Visnovsky.

Martin St. Louis (Photo By Andy Martin Jr)

10. Martin St. Louis (Tampa Bay Lightning)

Now this may not be the coolest looking name on the list. And it probably isn’t the hardest to say properly either. But, when you say it properly, it just sounds awesome. At 5’8″, 176 pounds soaking wet, St. Louis has had to overcome tremendous odds just to play in the NHL. The native of Laval, Quebec, has won numerous awards over his pro career, with six great ones coming in the 2003-2004 season alone. In that one season, he was a First-Team All Star, won the Bud Light Plus/Minus award, the Lester B. Pearson, the Art Ross Trophy, the Hart Trophy, and the Stanley Cup. He has also won two Lady Byng Awards. When he was growing up, there weren’t many people who saw that coming. St. Louis is now 36 years old, and is nearing the end of his playing career. However, to me, the name has some great flow to it when you say it aloud, meaning he’s a solid fit to start this list.

9. Nikolai Khabibulin (Edmonton Oilers)

Coincidentally, Khabibulin also won the Cup with the Tampa Bay Lightning in 2003-2004. Before that, he also won an Olympic gold medal in 1992. The 39 year-old veteran goaltender is a four-time NHL All Star as well.  Just to make his name sound even better, you now know that his middle name is Ivanovich. Put it all together, and you have Nikolai Ivanovich Khabibulin.  Cool name right? I thought so too.

Zdeno Chara (Photo by Andy Martin Jr.)

8. Zdeno Chara (Boston Bruins)

Tallest player in NHL history? Check. The league’s number one shut-down defenseman? Check. One thousand career games played? An awesome name? Check, and check. Zdeno Chara is a beast on the ice, and in the last few years, has become arguably the best blueliner in the league. At 6’9″, 255 pounds, Chara is a massive presence on the blueline. The native of Slovakia also won the Norris Trophy in the 2008-2009 season with the Bruins. His first name is the leading factor as to why he made this list; who else do you know that is named Zdeno? Most of us probably can’t answer that. Besides having a cool name, Chara is also known for a very interesting fact: he speaks seven languages! Big “Z” is fluent in Slovak, Czech, Polish, Swedish, Russian, German, and English.

7. Alexei Ponikarovsky (New Jersey Devils)

His real name isn’t actually Alexei. It’s Oleksiy Volodymyrovych Ponikarovsky. You can’t deny that it’s a huge name, but it’s also pretty cool. A native of Kiev, Ukraine, the 31-year-old Ponikarovsky was just recently traded to the Devils from the Carolina Hurricanes. At 6’4″, 220 pounds, “Poni” is one of the larger wingers in the league, and just passed the 600 career game mark last week.

6. Sergei Bobrovsky (Philadelphia Flyers)

Just listen to someone such as Doc Emerick from NBC Sports pronounce Bobrovsky’s name, and you’ll hear exactly where I’m coming from. With a name like Bobrovsky, colour commentators and fans from around the world just love to say his name aloud. With him being a goaltender, that happens pretty often. He came to the Flyers as an undrafted free agent, and is a native of Novokuznetsk, Russia. Though Ilya Bryzgalov (who came very close to making this final list) is the Flyer’s starter, Bobrovsky has the potential to be a full-time starting goalie in the NHL someday.

Wojtek Wolski

5. Wojtek Wolski (Florida Panthers)

The key to this name is pronouncing it correctly. If you say it as Voy-tek Voll-skee, congratulations, because you’re doing it right. The native of Zabrze, Poland, is currently in his seventh professional season, and is with his fourth NHL team. Before coming to the pros, Wolski tore it up in major junior while playing for the Brampton Battalion of the Ontario Hockey League. A first-round selection in 2004 by the Colorado Avalanche, Wolski is still trying to prove he can live up to the expectations that come with being a top pick.

4. Rob Klinkhammer (Binghamton/Ottawa Senators)

Now Rob Klinkhammer may not be a full-time Ottawa Senator at the moment, but he has played nine games for them this season. With a name like Klinkhammer, it’s hard to keep him off this list. He’s a 6’3″, 214 pound left winger from Lethbridge, Alberta, who has 35 points in 35 games for Binghamton this year. Though he may not be the biggest name on this list (in more ways than one), after going through my original list of over 100 names, Klinkhammer just had to be in the top ten.

3. Teemu Hartikainen (Oklahoma City Barons/Edmonton Oilers)

Like Klinkhammer, Hartikainen is not a full-time NHL player. However, once again, with a name like Teemu Hartikainen, he can’t be held off this list. The Kuopio, Finland native has played 10 games with the Oilers this season, recording three assists in the process. In 48 AHL games so far, the 6’1″, 215 pound Hartikainen has 30 points. You may recognize his name from the 2009 World Juniors, where he led Team Finland in points with nine of them in six tournament games.

Nino Niederreiter Islanders
Nino Niederreiter (Icon SMI)

2. Nino Niederreiter (New York Islanders)

For some reason, Niederreiter just hasn’t been able to put up very good numbers in the NHL yet. Regardless, he has still played 48 games with the Islanders this season, and also has one of the best names in the league. A native of Chur, Switzerland, Niederreiter was the Isles fifth overall pick in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft, and is the highest drafted Swiss player in NHL history. With only one point to his credit this season, he clearly hasn’t performed as well as he had hoped. With the American Hockey League’s Bridgeport Sound Tigers, he has four points in six games. “I’m proud to be an Islander and I’m proud of myself that I stayed here the whole season,” he said in a quote obtained from Newsday. “I just have to do my best to stay in the lineup, work hard and do what the coaches ask. That’s all I can do.” Don’t worry Nino, with your major-junior accomplishments, and with a name like yours, you have a lot to be proud of.

1. Cal Clutterbuck (Minnesota Wild)

A round of applause for Calvin Shane Clutterbuck, as he has the best name in the National Hockey League. Yes, it’s mostly because of his surname, but seriously, this is a real hockey player’s name. Say it aloud, hockey fans, because it sounds pretty good. As Don Cherry says, it’s “the prototypical hockey player name.” The native of Welland, Ontario may mostly be known for his name, but, as you may have noticed, he’s also a pretty good hockey player. Clutterbuck broke the NHL record for hits in the 2008–09 season with 356, and, just to make Cherry even prouder, almost all of them are clean checks. Congrats Cal, you (and your parents) really earned the right to say that you have the best name in the NHL.


That rounds out The 10 Best Names In The NHL. Hopefully you enjoyed it. I always love feedback, so feel free to comment below or send me an e-mail if you have any questions.


Follow me on Twitter: @DavidOConnor95    “Like” my page on Facebook: David O’Connor






21 thoughts on “The 10 Best Names In The NHL”

  1. Khabibulin should get extra credit because “The Bulin Wall” is a great goalie nickname too.

  2. Clutter said in an interview once that his name is just Cal, no “vin” or other addition,  as he was named for Cal Ripken.

  3. Coming from a fellow Pollock, Voy-tek Vol-ski is not right either.  Try Voy-chek Vol-shki

    • Well I know a fair amount of Poles myself, and they’ve pronounced it the way I wrote.  There’s bound to be diffrent sounding pronunciations from different people sometimes.

  4. I see this lists on different sites from time to time and am always dissapointed that nobody includes Zarley Zalapski.

    Nevertheless, it was a good / fun read.

    • That is a great name. However, this is a list of current NHL players, so he doesn’t qualify. He would be on an all-time list for sure though.

  5. I was reading an NHL book the other day, and I was fascinated by the number of odd, unusual and awesome names of NHL hockey players. I myself have an unusual first name of “Smiley” courtesy of hippie parents, so I can appreciate these wildly unusual names and the persona it can give the owner. I personally would have preferred my parents name me after Snake Plissken—but alas, it is what it is. This list could have gone into the hundreds, so in order to keep it short, only NHL players playing at least one NHL game are included. Let us begin…Daren Puppa
    Stephen Dunn/Getty Images
    Any name that sounds like a bodily function just has to be included in this list.On a bad night—”Daren Puppa’d the bed!”On a good night—”Daren was the Puppa!”All in all, a great name!Parris Duffus

    Played one game for the Phoenix Coyotes in the 1996-97 season.It’s bad enough to have to go through life with a last name that can be slightly altered to sound like “Doofus,” but the parents felt they needed to really toughen him up and named him Parris.I’ll bet he knows karate too!Jordin Tootoo
    Jeff Gross/Getty Images
    His parents could have gotten him into ballet with no raised eyebrows.As it is, I think his last name is very neat!Radek Bonk
    Ronald Martinez/Getty Images
    You think they couldn’t have gone wrong with the last name of “Bonk”! You think it couldn’t be worse? They could have named him Richard. Think about it. There ya go!Bill Quackenbush

    Played for the Detroit Red Wings and the Boston Bruins from 1942-1956.An honest-to-God real name from an Americanized spelling of a Dutch name meaning “swamp wilderness.”Yup. Swamp wilderness. Aside from that, though, he was a pretty darn good player—in the Hall of Fame!Rob Klinkhammer
    Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images
    Got to love those crazy Dutch names. It means literally “sound the hammer”!Actually pretty cool if you ask me.Cal Clutterbuck
    Bruce Bennett/Getty Images
    Can you imagine a defensive line pairing of Klinkhammer and Clutterbuck? Crazy!Way cool mustache too. Bitchin’!Zarley Zalapski
    Robert Laberge/Getty Images
    I absolutely love names with alliteration. Wonder if they nicknamed him “Bob Zarley?”Hakan Loob
    Tim DeFrisco/Getty Images
    Håkan Loob played for Calgary from 1983 to 1989 and was actually a great player, posting almost a point per game during his NHL career. But oh, what a name!It could have been worse though. He too could have been named Richard.Now THAT would have been awesome!Lonny Bohonos

    I’ve always thought Lonny’s name just sounded great! All those O’s and N’s—just rolls off the tongue. Sounds like he should be playing in Hawaii. Actually, it sounds like a Hawaiian island. Do they even have ice rinks out there?Fred Sasakamoose

    He was the first Canadian aboriginal player in the NHL and the first First Nations player with a treaty status.And on top of all that—how Canadian can you get?He’s an Aboriginal AND he has “moose” in his surname.Fantastic!Dick Duff
    Bruce Bennett/Getty Images
    I love how it’s short and to the point. First name? Dick. Last name? Duff. Dick Duff. Some alliteration with some allegorical. Rhymes with just about anything. Pure awesome!Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond, you definately missed one…

    • It is a cool name, and did make the original list. I’m expecting many comments on this article like yours! Thanks for the comment Mickey.

Comments are closed.