Hockey Hall of Fame – Fictional Version Matt Pryor | November 13, 2017 Each year, the Hockey Hall of Fame membership rolls are opened to a select few individuals. The requirements for admission come down to four key words: ability, sportsmanship, character and…
Off the Crossbar: Isles & Sabres Petition to Decline Power Plays Jeff Seide | October 24, 2017 Drastic times call for drastic measures. The Buffalo Sabres and New York Islanders power play units are so inept this year that general managers Jason Botterill and Garth Snow have…
Chirped: NHL Fans Already Running Out of Hats Tony Wolak | October 9, 2017 Less than a week into the 2017-18 NHL season, fans across North America have already witnessed five hat tricks. As a result, economists are projecting that fans will completely run…
Off the Crossbar: Matthews Already Experiencing Sophomore Slump Jeff Seide | October 7, 2017 The Toronto Maple Leafs clobbered the Winnipeg Jets, 7-2, in their season opener Wednesday night. Of most importance was Auston Matthews’ lackluster play. He only contributed a mere goal and…
Chirped: NHL to Implement One-Minute ‘Sorta’ Penalties Tony Wolak | October 2, 2017 In response to increasing player backlash and fan social media trends, the NHL has decided to adjust the rules surrounding their latest penalty regulations. Once the regular season kicks off,…
Constructing an All Toronto-Born NHL Lineup Devin Slawson | September 18, 2017 Ever wonder what the Toronto Maple Leafs lineup would look like if they only employed active Toronto-born players from across the league? Today, we answer that question. It’s well documented that a…
Off the Crossbar: Jaromir Jagr, The Most Interesting Man in the World Jeff Seide | September 12, 2017 Some critics see him as a 45-year-old washed-up winger that would only be taking a roster spot from a potential up-and-coming talent. Others see a mulleted, ageless wonderboy, capable of…
Off the Crossbar: Vegas Lingo Translated for Rookie Hockey Fans Jeff Seide | September 11, 2017 By adding the Vegas Golden Knights as its 31st franchise, the National Hockey League isn’t just bringing the excitement of an internationally renown resort city; it’s also bringing a whole…
Recasting Game of Thrones with NHL Players Tony Wolak | July 16, 2017 Winter is here: Game of Thrones is set to air its seventh season on HBO starting July 16th. There’s been incredible anticipation for the shortened season, including guerrilla marketing campaigns,…
NHL Teams as Game of Thrones Houses Peter Ferrell | July 14, 2017 The new season of Game of Thrones is upon us. Fans worldwide are hoping the show’s seventh season answers the burning questions left over from Season Six’s explosive finale. Will…
Off the Crossbar: Coyotes Psyched for Another Mediocre Year Jeff Seide | July 13, 2017 After a flurry of moves this summer, the Arizona Coyotes are all set to be an inconsequential team in the NHL for yet another year. “Our roster is just about…
Off the Crossbar: Jagr Seeks Multi-Decade Contract Jeff Seide | July 9, 2017 With 23 NHL seasons under his belt, Jaromir Jagr, the ageless wonder, has no plan for retirement or to even slow down. “I’m just getting started,” said the oldest player…