- The show
- Brantford, ON
Small Canadian city, west of Toronto where all the parks, highways, schools, libraries, hospitals, and arenas are named after Wayne Gretzky.
To engage in trash talk. Which will more than likely lead to fighting.
A hockey stick. A child will normally receive its first twig in their early childhood years, during a trip to the local Canadian Tire.
If the child is American, it will normally receive its first twig after it has disregarded every other major North American sport.
- Hockey agents
Eric Lindros’ mom
- Beauty. Beaut. Beautician
One of the hockey’s highest honors. While, a Beaut might not be the best player on the pond, he embodies the spirit of hockey in its entirety. Think Paul Bissonette, Patty Kane, Tyler Seguin and the Hanson Brothers.
Patty Kane 15 minutes after the 2010 Stanley Cup finals game ended.
- Honorary Canadian
- The Toronto Maple Leafs
The best golf team in the NHL
- Sidney Crosby
We aren’t sure yet.
- Don Cherry‘s Rock’em Sock’em Hockey collection
24 VHS tapes collecting dust in your mom’s basement.
- The Hanson Brothers
The original beauticians.
The official hair style of the NHL, AHL, OHL, WHL, among others, from 1979 to 1997 (1979 to present in the WHL).
- The Hockey Sweater/Le chandail de hockey
The Canadian Bible: “We lived in three places – the school, the church and the skating rink – but our real life was on the skating rink.” Roch Carrier 1:01
– Part two coming soon (unless the lockout ends and I have better stuff to write about).